so theres a little baby mouse in our garbage can and my psycho boyfriend literally picked up a meat cleaver to kill it! After a 10 min discussion on the importance of the mouse in question’s life, he is now out getting the mice some food and were deciding if we should keep him:)
Idk why though, but dutch mice are wayyy cuter than american mice
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
There’s something wonderful about Marvin Bileck’s minimal illustrations for All About the Stars.
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
hey yo
be nice to people
bc most people are already sad so like
why be mean
i wonder what it’s like to have a british boyfriend
its like having an american one but with a different accent.
when people yell at you for stuff you can’t control
“stop being so nervous”
“there’s nothing to even worry about”
“stop raising your voice”
“why are you being so sad”
“stop apologizing so much”
“Stop thinking so much”
“Stop being shy”
“Stop yelling”
“Why are you so paranoid?”
